Oh wrap the blue flag round me boys
I will not celebrate
Living in this loveless land of ours
Where joy has turned to hate
For years I longed to see it wave
Cheered by each golden star
But now instead we see the face
Of smirking Mark Francois

Oh wrap the blue flag round me boys
It means much more to me
Than hollow chimes of rusting bells
And a rancid 50p
We'll hear of trade deals o'er the globe
With countries faraway
Importing chlorinated meat
From Trump-stained USA

So wrap the blue flag round me boys
Let those who want cavort
They'll drink and dance the whole night through
And wave each blue passport
Enjoy the moment while they can
Their song of victory
Saluting then the stars and stripes
And turn to bend the knee

For in the west Old Glory flies
Uncle Sam is our new friend
We must learn to love them warts and all
Taking care not to offend
Our EU neighbours find it odd
That we have sunk to this
But that's what people voted for
A crock of cack and piss

So wrap the blue flag round me boys
I will not celebrate
Living in this loveless land of ours
Where joy has turned to hate