Kwasi Kwarteng was keen on the posh

And felt that they needed more dosh

But his scheme fell asunder 

With each fiscal blunder

And his plan got completely kiboshed

Liz Truss said he’ll just have to go
Whilst keeping my own profile low

I’ll now take a punt

On Jeremy Hunt
We’ll reverse the entire sh*t show

My dreams, so vacuous yet bold

Of a low tax, libertarian stronghold 

Have been kicked into touch

‘Cos they cost far too much

And now we’re way down in the polls

I’ve enjoyed my fifteen minutes of fame

No way will I be taking the shame

The economy’s trashed

As we spent all the cash

But everyone else is to blame 

Some say my reputation is stained

My ideas entirely cack-brained

The left and the woke

Have destroyed at a stroke

My dreams of ‘Britannia Unchained’